A jug of wine and thou
Among the all-too-many things I collect are quotes. Usually they’re some combination of witticism, criticism and plain ol’ common sense.
So I was trying to find attribution for a quote about men and fine wine, and the search unearthed a corollary. So, here’s how each gender is like the stuff we love:
“Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.”