Among the all-too-many things I collect are quotes. Usually they’re some combination of witticism, criticism and plain ol’ common sense.
So I was trying to find attribution for a quote about men and fine wine, and the search unearthed a corollary. So, here’s how each gender is like the stuff we love:
“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.”